How to get people to turn off their cell phones in a theater

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Dear movie theaters,

I recently spent twenty minutes watching “turn off your cell phone” ads while waiting for Brave to start. Let me just say, no one gives a shit about cell phones’ dreams.

Since you clearly are having trouble making these ads, I’ve decided to make some for you. Ones that will work. You can thank me later.

…it’s later.